ibelieveinjimmoriarty:

This sums up my relationship with most people I know.

(Source: sarahxmay, via deanwinfrecklechester)

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(Source: alotlikediana, via deanwinfrecklechester)

lucrezialoveshercesare:

It’s like Hufflepuffs united

(Source: rosetylear, via deanwinfrecklechester)

redvipers:

I am the unreliable narrator of my own story.

(via homosaurus-winchester)

asktheteamofscientists:


hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(via homosaurus-winchester)